Wednesday, February 1, 2006

Let's focus on ME for a moment...

I have always liked music. When I a baby my dad would sing me to sleep. I blame him. He is also to blame for all the music that is constantly and I mean constantly playing in my head. I'm not going to lie, it's kinda cool. Like my life is some hip movie with a killer thematic soundtrack.

Allow me to introduce myself... through the lyrics of some really catchy songs.

I wear my sunglasses at night
... No, not really…well there was that one time…

I want to know what love is, I want you to show me …. My sentiments exactly

I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. Can't say that I recall shooting anyone. Ever.

I am the queen of the night. Hmm... jury is still out on that one. Sounds a little like the rantings of a woman who works on the corner. I will agree with one statement Whitney made "Crack is Whack".

I'm like a bird, I only fly away. What!! I don't even know what that means. Did I mention that crack is whack?

I rode my bicycle past your window last night. No, not really. Not ever. Though I have been called a stalker.... moving right along...

I like to move it move it. yeah, pretty much.

I am the walrus. koo koo ka choo the beatles. 'nuf said.

I want to be with you. Yeah. Center Stage had some of the worst acting in history but that song gets me every time.

I just died in your arms tonight. I have no idea what that means. If he died tonight how did he write a song about it.

I'm too sexy for your party.
I love the fact that a guy who called himself RIGHT SAID FRED said he was too sexy for a party that he probably wasn't invited to anyway.

I want to hold your hand. Well sure, as long as it's clean. I don't know you.

I want to be sedated. Okay, No, but I think my friend Ms. Houston would appreciate that statement.

I could have danced all night. Hail yes.

I'm a redneck woman. Yeah…ummm…not so much.

I've got you under my skin. That's right. I'm talking to you.

I'm bad. I'm bad. You know it. Actually, MJ is just flippin' crazy.

I can't give you anything but love You betcha.

I'll stop the world and melt with you Ummm….. sure. I'll get right on that.

Any other songs?
come on.. hit me with your best shot... Wow. I'm like a machine. I'm a maniac!!...okay seriously. I must be stopped

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